a review of life under the
Liar. Imagine a friend of yours has the audacity to dislike the beloved Tony. Almost unimaginable I know, but what would happen? Perhaps he or she would even go so far as to wear a slogan
t-shirt in parliament square. Since there is only one man still allowed to
protest in Parliament Square, because a New Labour fuck up since he was the one they where after, this is a terrorist act.
So he or she gets carted off to mini-luv for some re-education, the Law Lords having informed New Labour that rendering people to even less pleasant people is illegal (why is it that the word rendering always makes me think of boiling stuff? Ah yes. Our allie,
Uzbekistan).
She will then be held for 28 days without charge. Enough time for cuts and bruising to heal, if not broken bones like the 90 days New Labour had wanted. After which she will be put under indefinite house arrest after a 'trial' where she is not allowed to see the evidence or talk to the lawyer defending her. Or maybe given an
ASBO against, say, breathing or whatever else the
local gossips are making up about her. Before being thrown in jail for 5 years for breaking it. Being thoroughly modern New Labour system this will be all done without anything as anachronistic as a jury trial, because of the expense of possibly having to
try her over again and again until the correct answer is reached. New Labour has far better uses for
tax payers money.
One person alone could not possibly plan and carry out such an audacious terrorist act as wearing a t-shirt. So it is obvious that this must be part of a wider conspiracy. Reviewing the partially constructed
network tracking all car movements, where she so evil as to get to the scene of her crime in a motor car. This will show up the fellow travelers associated with her cause, before they split off to different destinations. Obviously to form sleeper cells able to deploy t-shirts within 45 minutes.
As you would expect a search warrant will be taken out against such a dangerous and sophisticated t-shirt terrorist. this will allow
the police to search where she lives, and anywhere that she is connected to. Such as where you live.
Confiscating anything that they think is worth them taking and that you cannot produce the sales receipts for, to be later sold. This will also probably be a good time for the council to come around to photograph the inside of your home, and your views, so that they can find an excuse to
increase your council tax still further. That is in addition to the normal yearly increase at above the rate of growth of the economy. This is so long as they don't decide to arrest you for some heinous crime, like say
dropping litter, and send you off for some re-education as well.